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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress".
It said the same when you opened it by accident. It'll keep saying it after you've gone, if nobody cancels the subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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