ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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