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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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