ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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