ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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