ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your friends' group chat went quiet.
It didn't. They made a new one. Same name, one fewer person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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