ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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