ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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