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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Be your own boss.
Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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