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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
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- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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