ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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