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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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