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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
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- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
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- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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