ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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