ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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