ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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