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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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