ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company will send flowers to your funeral.
They'll be charged to your department's budget.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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