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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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