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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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