ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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