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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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