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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
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- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
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