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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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