ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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