ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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