ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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