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"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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