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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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