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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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