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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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