ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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