ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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