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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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