ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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