ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The council listened to your feedback.
Then it did the thing anyway, but with listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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