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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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