ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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