ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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