ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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