ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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