ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
It's not a career ladder.
It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn and more endorsements than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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