ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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