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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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