ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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