ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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