ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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