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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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