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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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