ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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